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Misja 1 - First Mission

Udajemy się do Boza, który będzie naszym szefem i opiekunem podczas całego questu. Rozmawiamy z nim:

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: join
Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool ...
Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests ...
Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand foolin a far away future?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let's talk about business ...
Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites ...
Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers ...
Bozo: I'm making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers ...
Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission.


Naszą pierwszą misją jest zdobycie białego kwiatka, aby Bozo mógł wykonać tryskający wodą kwiatek - .
Idziemy do White Flower Temple na południe od Thais, dzierżąc . Używamy go na kwaitku zaznaczonym kółkiem.



Jeśli zrobimy to dobrze, pojawi się komunikat "The stubborn flower has ruined your knife but at least you got it".

Wracamy do Boza:

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Do you have a fitting flower for me?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Indeed. This flower will do the trick, so to say. Just ask me about another mission whenever you're ready.

Misja 2 - That stinks!

Czas na drugie zadanie:

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: The next task will be a bit more difficult. I pride myself on being the major manufacturer of stink bombs in whole Tibia. Stop chuckling you fool aspirant ...
Bozo: The worst part is getting the perfect stench. Whenever a slime dies, it leaves a noxious gas cloud ...
Bozo: If you are able to collect its scent in the first few seconds after the slime's death, we have the ideal substance to create dozens of stink bombs ...
Bozo: Take this special vial and fill it with the perfect stench. Then return here and we will talk about your mission.

Dostajemy , z którą udajemy się aby znaleźć jakiegokolwiek . Zabijamy go i szybko używamy na nim fiolki. Jeśli zrobimy to dobrze, fiolka pojawi się na ziemi, my przez chwilę będziemy wyglądać jak Poison Field oraz pojawi się pomarańczowy komunikat "This mission stinks... and now you do aswell!"
Podnosimy ją, po czym wracamy do Boza.

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Do you have acquired the exquisite stench we need?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Ugh. You got some efficient stuff there. I have to admit you have a talent for such distasteful matters. Perhaps you feel ready for another mission. Just ask me about it.

Dzięki naszym działaniom Bozo będzie mógł wyprodukować sporo śmierdzących bomb.


Misja 3 - A Piece of Cake


Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: I think you're ready for a small promotion. Provided that you finish another mission, that is ...
Bozo: As you might know, nothing helps you to break the ice so easily when you meet new people as a pie thrown in the face ...
Bozo: Of course, this habit leads to a dramatic shortage of pies now and then. And that's what we need you for. Mirabell in Edron creates the most creamy and sticky pies in theworld ...
Bozo: Get me a dozen of them, this means 12, you fool. Then report to me about your mission.

Bozo potrzebuje 12 jak najbardziej lepkich i kremowych ciastek, by móc rzucać nimi w ludzi.

Na początek zaoptarujemy się w 12 uncji .
Tutaj mamy dwa wyjścia - albo kupujemy u Donalda McRonalda 12 , albo ścinamy je z dowolnego pola za pomocą . Kiedy już mamy 12 snopów pszenicy, udajemy się z nimi do młyna i używamy je na kamieniu.

Zaopatrzeni w mąkę, idziemy do Mirabell na Edron. Rozmawiamy z nią:

Gracz: hi
Mirabell: Welcome to the Horn of Plenty, Gracz.
Gracz: pies
Mirabell: Due to the high demand, I sell them only in boxes of 12 pies. So if you want to buy my delicious cake, you'll have to order 12 pies.
Gracz: 12 pies
Mirabell: Oh you've heard about my excellent pies, didn't you? I am flattered. Unfortunately I'm completely out of flour. I need 2 portions of flour for one pie. Just tell me when you have enough flour for your pies.
Gracz: flour
Mirabell: Do you bring me the flour needed for your pies?
Gracz: yes
Mirabell: Excellent. Now I can start baking the pies. As you helped me, I will make you a good price for them.

Szykujemy 240 gp i rozmawiamy z nią ponownie.

Gracz: hi
Mirabell: Welcome to the Horn of Plenty, Gracz.
Gracz: boxes of 12 pies
Mirabell: For 12 pies this is 240 gold. Do you want to buy them?
Gracz: yes
Mirabell: Here they are. Wait! Two things you should know: Firstly, they won't last long in the sun so you better get them to their destination as quickly as possible ...
Mirabell: Secondly, since my pies are that delicious it is forbidden to leave the town with them. We can't afford to attract more tourists to Edron.

Czas, aby dostarczyć je do Boza. Jest jednak problem - aby to zrobić, musimy iść przez jaskinie rotwormów na Cormayę:




A stamtąd popłynąć parowcem do Kazordoon, wreszcie przejść z Kazordoon do Thais - do Boza, z którym rozmawiamy tak:

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: So do you bring me a box full of pies?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Excellent. Poor Harsky, poor Stutch. They will mourn the day they dared to yawn during a performance of the magnificent Bozo ...
Bozo: However, I grant you the title of 'Fool in Training' for your efforts. Just don't let it go to your head and don't use this highly spiritual title to show off ...
Bozo: If you are interested in another mission, talk to me.


Misja 4 - Fool Spirits


Zdobywamy 18 i rozmawiamy z Bozem.

Player: mission
Bozo: Ah, the fool in training wants to see some action? Fine with me. I think you are ready for a big prank. But first I need 18 vials filled with wine ...
Bozo: Get them and report here about your mission.
Player: mission
Bozo: Do you have 18 vials of wine?
Player: yes
Bozo: So lets see. I put them into this crate which looks just like the ones in which old Xodet gets his mana potions delivered ...
Bozo: Here take this crate and bring it to Xodet's shop. In front of the shop, you should see the latest delivery. Just use this crate on the other one to exchange them ...
Bozo: Bring me the interchanged crate and talk to me about your mission.

Dostajemy . Idziemy do Xodeta, również mieszkającego w Thais. Przed jego sklepem znajduje się inna skrzynka (zaznaczona kółkiem):



Używamy naszej skrzynki na tej Xodeta, przez co zamiast dziennej dostawy zasta on skrzynkę... z winem. Jeśli zrobimy to dobrze, pojawi się komunikat "Your innocent whistle will fool them all...".
Wracamy do Boza.

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Do you bring me Xodet's exchanged crate?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: I see. I guess we can expect a few drunken mages soon! Am I mistaken or are you up for some more challenging missions? Just askme about if you feel foolish enough.


Misja 5 - Watch out for the fool


Rozmawiamy:

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: I have a fine prank in mind but without proper preparation, you'd end up hacked in pieces by the dwarfs. By chance I found out about an artefact that might save the day ...
Bozo: There is a mysterious tower, known as Triangle Tower, north of Jakundaf Desert. In this tower, you will find a magic watch that we need for our dangerous fun ...
Bozo: Well, I'll have the fun and you'll have the danger but you can view it from a positive side - view it from my side for instance. Now get that watch and report about your mission.

Udajemy się do Triangle Tower trasą opisaną tu. Wchodzimy na jej trzecie piętro i zza drzwi z migającą klamką wyjmujemy (białe kółko na screenie):



Po czym wracamy do Boza.

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Did you get the watch?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Oh boy, you will have so much fun with that watch if they don't catch and kill you. I envy you so much ...
Bozo: So listen my little fool, this watch has the power to advance you in time. It will come in handy when you are stealing the beard of the dwarven emperor ...
Bozo: Oh, come on, don't faint like some baby. It's perfectly safe with that watch ... well, almost. You sneak into the emperor's bedroom when it's empty. Use the watch directly beside the bed's pillow ...
Bozo: This should advance you in time. You will appear next to the sleeping emperor. His guards will be outside so they shouldn't bother you. Use a sharp kitchen knife to cut off his beard ...
Bozo: Then quickly use the watch again to advance in time once more. You should appear at a time when everybody has left the room...
Bozo: Sneak out and come here to report about your mission. As the watch will only work those 2 times, make sure that you've got the beard when returning here.

Plan Boza to kradzież brody... krasnoludzkiego imperatora. Żeby to zrobić, potrzebne nam będą , otrzymany zegareki być może klucz 3800.

Udajemy się do twierdzy krasnoludów, Kazordoon. Idziemy w kierunku depo.





Wchodzimy po schodach do góry.



I znów do góry.











Uwaga - czasami drzwi do sypialni są zamknięte - otwieramy je 3800.
Stajemy dokładnie obok poduszki i używamy zegarka. Pojawi się komunikat "You are travelling in time."
Używamy noża na poduszce (komunikat: This is probably the most foolish thing you've ever done!) Na ziemi pojawia się , do tego respi się . Zabijamy dwarfa, zabieramy brodę, ponownie używamy zegarka i wracamy do Boza.

Gracz: Hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Did you get the beard?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: You got the beard and survived. I think for the first time in my whole life I'm impressed, no wait, it was just a stone in my shoe ...
Bozo: Still, as a small recognition of your accomplishments I'm willing to tell you how to get your own jester outfit. If you are interested in more fun and adventures, ask me for more missions.

Teraz wykonujemy pierwszą część Jester Outfits Quest. Gdy będzie to za nami, pytamy się Boza o kolejną misję.

Misja 6 - The queen of farts

Zabieramy na tę rozmowę 1 oraz 4 . Dzięki temu Bozo uszyje pierdzącą poduszkę - .

Gracz: Hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: You know, nothing has brought more fun and joy to humanity than the whoopee cushion. Its creation is a delicate matter though. Bring me 4 pieces of minotaur leather first and then lets talk about this mission.
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Do you have the four minotaur leathers?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Good, this was the first part. Now it gets difficult. To sew it together, we need a very fine yarn, as fine as the silk of a giant spider. Bring me some giant spider silk and talk to me about your mission.
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Do you have the spider silk with you?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Let's see, a stitch here, a stitch there. Hey Presto! A whoopee cushion! Are you ready for the fun part? Then talk to me aboutyour next mission.
Gracz: mission[i/]
Bozo: Now that we have this whoopee cushion it would be a waste not to use it, don't you agree ...
Bozo: Don't speak! I already know what you have in your impish mind my friend and I agree fully. You will bring this cushion to Carlin and place it right on Queen Eloise's throne! Then return here and talk to me about your mission.

Udajemy się do Królowej Carlin. Używamy otrzymanej poduszki na jej tronie:


(pojawi się komunikat "*chuckles maniacally*".

Gdy królowa usiądzie na tronie, czeka ją niespodzianka. Wracamy do Boza.

Gracz: [i]hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Have you placed the whoopee cushion on the throne in Carlin?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: This will cause quite a commotion in Carlin. I think we should play some pranks in many more places to spread humour all over the world. Talk to me about your next mission to learn more about it.

Misja 7 - For your mice only

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: The time has come to play a prank on some arrogant Venorean. I found out that Carina, the jeweller, is terribly afraid of mice ...
Bozo: Your task is quite easy. Steal the toy mouse of Queen Eloise's cat and show it to Carina in Venore to scare her to death. Then report about your mission.

Musimy przestraszyć Carinę, jubilerkę z Venore. Najpierw udajemy się znowu do Carlin, aby zdobyć zabawkę kota królowej - .

Kierujemy się do zamku Eloise. W jej sali tronowej schodzimy po tych schodach:



Schodzimy 2 razy i idziemy na północ. Używamy kosza (białe kółko) i zabieramy . Uwaga - pojawi się kot królowej, Kitty - .



Razem z myszą idziemy do Cariny. Rozmawiamy z nią:

Gracz: hi
Carina: Welcome, Gracz. I am looking forward to trade with you.
Gracz: mouse
Carina: Wha ... What??? Are you saying you've seen a mouse here??
Gracz: yes
Carina: IIIEEEEEK!

Po czym wracamy do Boza.

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Have you been to Venore and scared Carina as I asked you to?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Excellent. The Venoreans have been safe from my pranks far too long. If you are ready for another mission, talk to me.

Misja 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: These Venoreans think they are safe from us. They couldn't be more wrong. Let them feel the wrath of the fools! Get a spoon and collect some sulphur from an inactive lava hole ...
Bozo: Be very careful when you get the easily inflammable substance. Then let's talk about the next part of your mission.

Nasza zadanie to zdobycie łyżki siarki.
Wchodzimy w posiadania (najlepiej kupić ją w Venore u Chephana). Używamy jej na Inactive Lava Hole - spotkamy ją w tunelu między Thais i Fibulą (tutaj):



Po czym z powracamy do błazna.

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Have you collected the sulphur?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: So much for part one of my foolish master plan. Now travel to Tiquanda and use a kitchen knife to cut some leaves of the jungle dweller bush for me. Bring them with you when you report about your mission.

Teraz ponownie bierzemy Kitchen Knife. Musimy iść do Tiquandy, znaleźć krzak Jungle Dweller Bush i użyć na nim nożyka.
Idziemy tak:



A oto kwiatek:



Otrzymujemy , po czym jeszcze raz idziemy do Boza.

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Do you have the leaves with you?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: So far so good. I will prepare some nasty surprise for your next mission. Talk to me about it whenever you feel ready.
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Now look at this, someone has made exploding cigars out of the sulphur and the leaves! Coincidentally I have a great idea how wecould use them ...
Bozo: Take this cigar and give it to Theodore Loveless, the Venorean representative in Liberty Bay. After you delivered our little 'present', report here about the outcome of your mission.

Już wiemy, po co Bozo kazał robić nam poprzednie rzeczy - skonstruował wybuchające cygaro - i każe nam je zanieść Theodorowi Loveless'owi.
Idziemy do niego i rozmawiamy z nim:

Gracz: Hi
Theodore Loveless Greetings, dear visitor Gracz.
Gracz: Cigaro
Theodore Loveless Oh my. Have you gotten an exquisite cigar for me, my young friend?
Gracz: Yes
Theodore Loveless Ah what a fine blend. I really ...
OUCH! What have you done you fool? How dare you???

Powrót do Boza.

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Have you delivered the exploding cigar to Theodore Loveless?
Gracz: Yes
Bozo: You're hell of a guy, I bet you enjoyed it. As you represent everything a fool stands for, I give you this fool's sceptre to spiceup your jester outfit. If you are interested, there are even more missions for a fool like yourself. Just ask about them.

Dostajemy pierwszy addon do naszego outfitu.


Misja 9 - A fool's bargain


Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Well, I think as a true fool you have to think big. So our next little prank will be on a grand scale. Of course, this will need somepreparation ...
Bozo: Firstly, take this vial and use it on a dead stalker immediately after his death to collect his warm blood. Report about yourmission when you are done.

Musimy zapewnić Bozowi fiolkę krwi . Zabijamy takowego i szybko używamy fiolki na jego ciele. Wracamy z nią do nadwornego błazna Tibianusa:

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Have you gotten the blood that we need?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Congratulations! Now let's talk about the complicated part. We need the ink of a quara constrictor. Use this vial on a fresh corpse to get the ink ...
Bozo: Stop making these grimaces! I know it's a foolish task, but after all that's also the fun about it. Get the ink and report to me about your mission.

Potrzebujemy tuszu z ciała . Najlepiej udać się do Yalahar, na teren jej pojedynczego respawnu:



Po jej zabiciu używamy na ciele fiolki. Teraz jej opis to "It contains the ink of a freshly slain quara."
Idziemy do Boza.

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Have you acquired the constrictor's ink?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Excellent. As a true fool you have of course no clue what these ingredients are good for, but I will enlighten you. Just ask about your next mission and I'll tell you everything you need to know.
Player: mission
Bozo: Blood of a stalker and ink of a quara are the main ingredients of the prop for our next prank. Mix it together to obtain some nice vanishing ink ...
Bozo: It looks exactly like normal ink, however, exposed to air it will vanish within minutes. I'm sure you understand how useful this ink can be ...
Bozo: Now, listen to my plan. Go to Sam and order 2000 steel shields. He will never agree to it if you do not sign a contract ...
Bozo: Use the vanishing ink to sign the contract and then hand the paper back to him. This will keep this humourless doter busy for awhile. Talk to me about your mission when you are done.

Bozo wykonał - znikający atrament.
Idziemy do Sama. Musimy zamówić u niego 2000 Steel Shieldów. Zgodzi się na to tylko wtedy, jeśli podpiszemy kontrakt - ale przecieź podpiszemy go danym nam przez Boza atramentem.

Gracz: hi
Sam: Welcome to my shop, adventurer Gracz!
Gracz: 2000 steel shields
Sam: What? You want to buy 2000 steel shields??
Gracz: yes
Sam: I can't believe it. Finally I will be rich! I could move to Edron and enjoy my retirement! But ... wait a minute! I will not start working without a contract! Are you willing to sign one?
Gracz: yes
Sam: Fine! Here is the contract. Please sign it. Talk to me about it again when you're done.

Dostajemy kontrakt. Podpisujemy go otrzymanym wcześniej atramentem. Dostajemy . Rozmawiamy z Samem:

Gracz: contract
Sam: Have you signed the contract?
Gracz: yes
Sam: Excellent! I will start working right away! Now that I am going to be rich, I will take the opportunity to tell some people what I REALLY think about them!

Wracamy do Boza:

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: So have you fooled the old Sam yet?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: What a splendid prank! If you are ready for more, ask me about the next mission.

Misja 10 - A Sweet Surprise

Jak zawsze zaczynamy od rozmowy z Bozem.

Gracz: mission
Bozo: This time I have no real mission for you, rather a small errand. I bet you had expected some dangerous and exhausting quest but since I like you so much, I make it veeeeery easy for you ...
Bozo: Here are some cookies. Beware though, those are exploding confetti cookies. You will have to deliver them to 10 special persons, then return to me and report about your mission. Seems easy, doesn't it? Are you going to accept this mission?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Great! That's the word of a true fool! Maybe you want to write the names down. Here we go: Deliver a cookie to: ...
Bozo: The pompous hero Avar Tar in Edron, Simon the greedy beggar on Fibula, the pirate Ariella on the Shattered Isles, the dubious Lorbas next to the ruins of the Dark Cathedral, King Markwin in the underground city Mintwalin ...
Bozo: The shaman Hjaern on the ice island Nibelor, the witch Wyda in the Green Claw Swamp, the ape Hairycles in the jungle city Banuta ...
Bozo: The orc king in the orc fortress Uldrek's Rock and the last one to EITHER Yaman, the green djinn, OR, Nah'Bob, the blue djinn ...
Bozo: A piece of cake isn't it? Did you take notes? If you need the list again, just ask me for it. Otherwise leave now and report about the mission whenever you're done.

Dostajemy 10 . Musimy rozdać je 10 osobom, rozsianym po całej Tibii:

1. Avar Tar - Edron
2. Simon the Beggar - Fibula
3. Ariella - Meriana
4. Lorbas - Nedaleko Dark Cathedral
5. Markwin - Mintwallin
6. Hjaern - Nibelor
7. Wyda - Green Claw Swamp
8. Hairycles - Banuta
9. The Orc King - Orc Fortress
10. Yaman - Mal'ouquah lub Nah'Bob - Ashta'daramai

Uwagi:

1. Markwin i Król Orków przyzwą swoich strażników, jeśli powitamy ich po raz 1 - Markwin 4 , 2 , and 2 , natomiast Ork kilku, i .
2. Po poczęstowaniu ciasteczkiem Wydy, podpali nas - ogień w sumie zabiera 600 hp, po 10 na turę. Druidzi z płatnym kontem używają czaru Cure Burning, reszta graczy idzie do świątyni w Venore i prosi tamtejszego kapłana o wyleczenie lub też regularnie używa czarów leczących.
3. Król Orków po poczęstowaniu ciasteczkiem przyzwie 2 i 2 .
4. Idziemy do tego dżina, którego stronę wspieramy w Blue/Green Djinn Queście.

Rozmowy z poszczególnymi NPC:

Gracz: hi
Avar Tar: Greetings, traveler Gracz!
Gracz: cookie
Avar Tar: Do you really think you could bribe a hero like me with a meagre cookie?
Gracz: yes
Avar Tar: Well, you won't! Though it looks tasty ...What the ... WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INSULT! GET LOST!

Gracz: hi
Simon the Beggar: Hello Gracz. I am a poor man. Please help me.
Gracz: cookie
Simon the Beggar: Have you brought a cookie for the poor?
Gracz: yes
Simon the Beggar: Well, it's the least you can do for those who live in dire poverty. A single cookie is a bit less than I'd expected, but better than ... WHA ... WHAT?? MY BEARD! MY PRECIOUS BEARD! IT WILL TAKE AGES TO CLEAR IT OF THIS CONFETTI!

Gracz: hi
Ariella: Hi there.
Gracz: cookie
Ariella: So you brought a cookie to a pirate?
Gracz: yes
Ariella: How sweet of you ... Uhh ... OH NO ... Bozo did it again. Tell this prankster I'll pay him back.

Gracz: hi
Lorbas: Be greeted, dear traveller.
Gracz: cookie
Lorbas: You want me to eat this cookie?
Gracz: yes
Lorbas: Well, you don't mind if I play around with this antidote rune a bit ... UHHH, YOU LOU ... uhm that was so ... funny, haha ... ha. Mhm,you better leave now.


Gracz: hi
Markwin: Oh, it's you again. What do you want, hornless messenger?
Gracz: cookie
Markwin: You bring me ... a cookie???
Gracz: yes
Markwin: I understand this as a peace-offering, human ... UNGH ... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS MEANS WAR!!!

Gracz: hi
Hjaern: Be greeted.
Gracz: cookie
Hjaern: You want to sacrifice a cookie to the spirits?
Gracz: yes
Hjaern: In the name of the spirits I accept this offer ... UHNGH ... The spirits are not amused!

Gracz: hi
Wyda: What? A mundane talking to me? Amusing.
Gracz: cookie
Wyda: You brought me a cookie?
Gracz: yes
Wyda: Well, it's a welcome change from all that gingerbread ... AHHH HOW DARE YOU??? FEEL MY WRATH!

Gracz: hi
Hairycles: Be greeted, friend of the ape people. If you want to trade, just ask for my offers. If you are injured, ask for healing.
Gracz: cookie
Hairycles: Oh you bring cookie for old Hairycles?
Gracz: yes
Hairycles: Thank you, you are ... YOU SON OF LIZARD!

Gracz: hi
The Orc King: Harrrrk! You think you are strong now? You shall never escape my wrath! I am immortal!
Gracz: cookie
The Orc King: You bring me a stinking cookie???
Gracz: yes
The Orc King: Well, I hope it stinks a lot. I like stinking cookies best ... BY MY THOUSAND SONS! YOU ARE SO DEAD HUMAN! DEAD!

Gracz: hi
Nah'Bob/Yaman: <Sighs> Another customer! I've only just sat down! What is it, Gracz?/Well, if it isn't a human. Greetings, Gracz!
Gracz: cookie
Nah'Bob/Y/aman: You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?
Gracz: yes
Nah'Bob/Yaman: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!

Na koniec wracamy do Boza:

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Are you done with your little delivery mission?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Indeed, you're done. By the way, you look a little bit tired and dirty. However, if you still have some power left, ask me aboutthe next mission.

Za tę misję dostajemy achievement "Allow Cookies?".

Misja 11 - The Final Foolishness

To już ostatnia misja. Jak zawsze zaczynamy od rozmowy z Bozem, mając w plecaku 5 .


Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: I'm sure you're wondering how many tiring missions old Bozo has still in store for you! Don't worry! You're almost done, only one final mission left ...
Bozo: Well, that is after you got the needed material. First of all, bring me 5 pieces of white cloth. Then we talk more about your mission.
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Have you been able to get hold of 5 pieces of white cloth?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Well done. Anyway, I reeeally hate to tell you but ... as white as it's now we have no use for it. Don't worry though. There is a way to give it an old and worn look ...
Bozo: The unforgiving desert sun combined with the noxious fumes of the Plague Spike in Darama will do the trick ...
Bozo: Travel to Darama, climb the Plague Spike and look for a nice spot to let mother nature do the work. Perhaps something like an altar would be useful. Once you're done, return here and learn about the next step of your mission.

Dostajemy . Musimy sprawić, aby zżółkł. Idziemy do Darashii, oraz wg. mapek:




Teraz wchodzimy kilka razy po schodach (po drodze występuje [monster[wyvern[/monster]. Docieramy do ołtarza:



Używamy na nim otrzymanej tkaniny. W efekcie tego otrzymujemy . Wracamy z nią do Boza:

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Do you have a piece of old and worn cloth?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Fine, fine. Now let's do the last step of our foolish plan. Smart as I am, I used a pair of scissors to create some old and worn bands from the cloth you have brought me. DON'T touch it yet ...
Bozo: Travel to Darashia and visit caliph Kazzan. Use the bands made of the worn cloth to disguise yourself as a mummy ...
Bozo: Finally, talk to the caliph to give him the scare of his lifetime. Afterwards come back here and tell me about the fun you had with this mission.

Dostajemy przebranie mumii - . Idziemy z nim (nie używając go!) do Kazzana. Używamy go tuż przy nim (ubranie działa tylko 10 sekund!) i zagadujemy go:

Gracz: hi
Kazzan: WAAAAAHHH!

Wracamy do Boza:

Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Well, my diligent pupil, have you scared the caliph yet?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: By Kurik, I knew you have it in you. You are a fool after my fancy. Take this jester hat, you deserve it. It will go nicely with your jester costume.

Dostajemy 2 addon do stroju błazna oraz achievementy "Perfect Fool" oraz "Fool at Heart".