Quest service ejaculation - When you enter, is over.
Quest service menstruation - Comes once a month and lasts five days.
Quest service football - A box of surprises.
Quest service boor - Do not help anything, pay nothing, but you can not live without it.
Quest service onion - You get looks on and weeps.
Player01: why when u kill a spider, it looks that u give a ''slipper's smash'' on her?
Player02: because they did
Player01: they give a wandshocked on her
Ives the sequel: Back when I started playing Tibia, Antica and Nova were the only servers. The game was so different back then, and one of the main differences was: Giant Spiders could not walk through energy fields. I always watched my friend hunting the one in Darashia by shooting an energy bomb under the spider so the spider wouldn't move therefore it wouldn't hurt you. I thought to myself "wow that is amazing!". So I worked my way through making a few backpacks of energy bombs. When I finally had 3 entire backpacks I went to try it out hunting the single GS in Darashia. It worked perfectly I had gained an entire level in no time and was so excited about it! Went to bed looking forward to hunting some more Giant Spiders. When I got back from school the next day, I logged on tibia and there was an update, so I downloaded it and rushed to Plains of Havoc, my plan was to get level 40 that day. So I lured a Giant Spider and shot an energy bomb under it and... "WHAT THE HECK? HOW IS IT WALKING THROUGH THE FIELDS?" -- You are dead. Just my luck eh? That's when I learned to read everything about updates before logging in after one.
